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Hello world!

This is my personal homepage. Here you'll find all my computer/internet related projects. I tried to make everything on this pages english, since I think there are more people in this world who understand my lousy English than there are people who can understand my perfect German ;-).

I've designed a whole lot of personal homepages over the years. Everytime I started with a cool idea and then try to realize it perfectly . In these times everything was supposed to have a cool design and to look professional. This leads to homepages which were quite well designed (ok, that actually was dependent on the visitor's taste) but weren't updated very often. So for this incarnation I developed a "lazy users" homepage generator system based on php. Using this approach it is quite easy to update this pages. We'll see, if I do so...

Have a lot of fun!

Approaching the gates of the monastery, Hakuin found Ken the Zen
preaching to a group of disciples.
"Words..." Ken orated, "they are but an illusory veil obfuscating
the absolute reality of --"
"Ken!" Hakuin interrupted. "Your fly is down!"
Whereupon the Clear Light of Illumination exploded upon Ken, and he
vaporized.
On the way to town, Hakuin was greeted by an itinerant monk imbued
with the spirit of the morning.
"Ah," the monk sighed, a beatific smile wrinkling across his cheeks,
"Thou art That..."
"Ah," Hakuin replied, pointing excitedly, "And Thou art Fat!"
Whereupon the Clear Light of Illumination exploded upon the monk,
and he vaporized.
Next, the Governor sought the advice of Hakuin, crying: "As our
enemies bear down upon us, how shall I, with such heartless and callow
soldiers as I am heir to, hope to withstand the impending onslaught?"
"US?" snapped Hakuin.
Whereupon the Clear Light of Illumination exploded upon the
Governor, and he vaporized.
Then, a redneck went up to Hakuin and vaporized the old Master with
his shotgun. "Ha! Beat ya' to the punchline, ya' scrawny li'l geek!"

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Last modified: around 2003, this pages are just up for archaeological purposes

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